protect misinterpreted female characters at all costs
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
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when ur friend falls asleep during a sleepover
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER
imagine being able to say you were married by ke$ha
oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak
…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.
listen sweetie(: im a…
what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…
i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.
It’s a metaphor
what the hell is that a metaphor for
the unicorn represents us all as people
the dylan sitting on it represents our thoughts, our hopes, and our dreams
We are the unicorn, crushed by all of the things we want to do with very little time to actually do it. As we struggle to do everything, our minds make what we want seem more close than they actually are.
After trying to make our dreams come true several times, we finally give up on them and just let them sit on our shoulders, forever reminding us that we are failures.